Tag Archives: animal
Penguin and Bat’leth

Arachniturkey Historically

Though our knowledge of the arachniturkey is mostly derived from modern-day accounts, there is some evidence that suggests it was also encountered in earlier times, making the common accusations regarding its inception (such as gene-tampering and toxic waste dumpage) somewhat of a moot point.
Take, for example, this medieval woodcut depicting a vicious attack on an unlucky wanderer by a beast which we can only assume to be an arachniturkey. Even though there are a few inconsistencies in relation to what we now know of the animal, such things can easily be attributed to a combination of symbolism and the likelihood that the artist had never actually seen the creature firsthand.
Penguin and Hair

“Aha!” You cry, “Wheretofore didst crass author abscond with yon theme of weaponry?”
To which I reply:
- Stop talking like that. It sounds silly.
- I never said they all had to have weapons.
- I don’t suppose you’ve ever tried weaving the strands of your hair into a delicately braided yet lethal garrote, eh?
Penguin and Mace

Penguin and Musket

Caterpillar Sketch

This was from when I was playing around with caterpillar designs for the shirt. A slightly more realistic version…
Transformation

So, here’s the final version.
It’s already been accepted to RedisWhite.com as a possible shirt design for them to print, so now I need to get people to vote for it. Therefore, it’d be great if you could go sign up for an account (it’s pretty easy), and say that you like it. (If you actually do, I guess.)
Delivery Fly Final

And here’s the final version. Since it’s meant to be shrunk down quite a bit, I decided it should be carrying a more recognizable form of message.
Anyway, you can also go see it in its final website design.
