Penguin and Hair

Penguin and Hair

“Aha!” You cry, “Wheretofore didst crass author abscond with yon theme of weaponry?”

To which I reply:

  1. Stop talking like that. It sounds silly.
  2. I never said they all had to have weapons.
  3. I don’t suppose you’ve ever tried weaving the strands of your hair into a delicately braided yet lethal garrote, eh?

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