Once deforested almost to extinction, the rainbow bird has recently seen an improvement in living conditions as they have begun renting themselves out to malls as reindeer stand-ins. This is, of course, thanks to their iconic feather crest and the ability to grow extra legs when needed.
There. Now my blog is edgy.
And offers proof that horses evolved from man.
As you’ve probably noticed, a page full of black and white pen drawings can get pretty bland, so I’m going to try colorizing them for a while. They feel more finished like that anyway.
I bet you didn’t know that dragons started out life with deformed frog feet, did you?
While it can be argued that the bowling ball is much easier to catch than certain breeds of cocker spaniels, and tastes better than most cats, one cannot overlook the unfortunate drawback in nutritional value.
And yes, they apparently do bleed. But only if you happen to hit a major artery.
