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Category Archives: Digital
Larry Catches an Opossum
Happy Purple Parasite
As you’ve probably noticed, a page full of black and white pen drawings can get pretty bland, so I’m going to try colorizing them for a while. They feel more finished like that anyway.
Gopher of Doom
Battle of the Big Bands
And here’s the final illustration as it was used in the promotional materials.
We’re back!
After a week of fearsome battling and extremely deft swordplay, I am proud to announce that the Albino Kraken team was finally able to stave off the attacks of the venomous server gnomes so we may once again return to the important task of keeping you happy.
Anyway, the above drawing was yet another quick pen-only sketch, but I decided to give it a swift bit of colorization to make you feel like you’re still getting your money’s worth after all that downtime.
Oh, and for those of you who didn’t know you were supposed to be sending me money, now’s a good time to start.
The Bob Chronicles: Imitating the Masters
If you look closely at the third figure to the right, it’s interesting to note that this may actually be a hermaphrodite by the name of Jamie rather than the Apostle Paul as was previously speculated. This revelation of course turns many traditions on their heads, including that of the Holy Grail, which, rather than being the goblet used by Christ at the last supper to smack Peter in the face, actually turns out to be a beer stein crafted by a guy named Hans during the Franco-Prussian war.
The Pope’s only comment was, “Oops.”
That’s the Jingle Bell Roc
Just a bit of bad mythological Christmas humor.
The Other Side of Santa
Really, though, he isn’t quite as dangerous as he looks. Santa’s new toy is simply the Sparklemaster 3000 “Making glittering easy!”
Then again, those who’ve ever managed to get glitter on themselves would probably tell you that it’s easier simply to commit suicide and just let the glitter fall from your rotting corpse than to try and remove it any other way.