Today we pay homage to the Zoo of Death from The Princess Bride. If you’re unfamiliar with the Zoo, you must not have read the book, and must therefore suspend all other current activities and go find a copy. (Preferably the abridged version, unless you’re into hats.)

• Caleb: The Sucking Squid
• Josiah: Obvious Plagiarism
• Lisa: King Bats!