
A Bald Guy

This one has even less of a point than most others do, if that’s possible. Just a quick sketch with the Wacom tablet.
Illustration Friday: Smoke
Weasely

I don’t know about you, but when I think of weasels I immediately imagine their affinity for Chinese cuisine and utensils. In fact, I’m sure all that stuff about ripping the innards out of cute little animals was simply a degenerate bit of mud-slinging designed to keep them from being elected president.
The Dirt Farmer

This was just a reallly quick doodle that actually ended up looking somewhat decent (for a doodle). Why he’d be farming dirt, however, I have no idea.
Though if Tatooine can have moisture farmers, maybe he works on Kamino.
The Joys of Airlifting

Well, how else are we going to extract all those pygmy mammoths from Siberia?
Hollow Giving

Pa: Here you go, Jimmy. I’ve got a present for you.
Jimmy: But, Pa, I feel a healthy indifference toward radishes!
Pa: I know, son. ::Pats Jimmy on the back::
Jimmy: But Pa! Are we mutants?
Pa: From the look of our hands, old chap, I’d have to say yes. Now shut up.
Hallowgiving

Thanksgiving and Halloween are really quite similar, you know. I mean, they’re practically on top of each other when it comes to the calendar, they’re both bursting with your standard fall color scheme, and while you worship the devil during one, the other has you paying homage to a wad of congealed berry juice (practically the same thing).
I think combining the two would definitely save time. Who needs to spend hours cooking a full turkey dinner when you can just go collect some candy? Though I guess one drawback would be the name, since it would most likely come out sounding like “hollowgiving”, which might make some people doubt the sincerity of the love and thought behind the candy and bits of deli meat being tossed into their sacks.
Illustration Friday: Smitten
Sometimes it doesn’t pay to be the tallest thing around…
Well, here’s my first entry for Illustration Friday, where you get a new topic every Friday, and then have a week to illustrate it.
Needless to say, the word smitten (this week’s topic) is quite adept bringing to mind all manner of sentimental mushiness, but one must not overlook its more literal, though seldom-used, definition.
It just so happens that I find the latter infinitely more fun to illustrate.

