Sally was not happy. In fact, she was quite certain her parents were ruining her life. Her parents had decided to give up big city life and buy a farm in a little town called Chino. Where was Chino anyway? She had heard someone say Chino always smelled exactly like the smell that permeates the air when you step into a big, steaming pile of dog poop. Her parents had assured her life would be better there. â€œJust give it a chance, and Iâ€™m sure, just like magic, youâ€™ll fall in love with it.â€ Thatâ€™s what Mom said every time Sally complained. But how could anything magically come out of a place like that?
Illustration request: Sally, staring up into the sky, glowing, as her foot is about to come down in a cow pie.