Introducing Captain Waffle: Slatherer of Justice! He’s prepared to either smack you in the face with a crisp breakfast treat or feed one to you, depending on your level of villianosity.
Yeah, so this is what happens when I haven’t a clue what to draw…
What happens when his waffles get soggy? Or does he soak them in preservatives after they’re done to keep them crisp (wait, that doesn’t work).
Generally he just mashes the old soggy ones into a sports bottle for use as projectile weaponry, and then cooks new ones for his utility belt.