Toothy

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"Graaak!" It replied, eyeing the proffered fruit with what could only be described as a mixture of trepidation and wily insolence. Howard had already wandered on ahead (probably assuming the earlier tremors to be largely coincidental), which left me longing for the intimidation his swarthy mustache could have lent the situation.

Group Topic: J. J. Abrams

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Thanks to under-audience hydraulic systems previously reserved for theme park ‘simulation’ rides, the shaky-cam experience can finally be brought to the discerning musical theatre enthusiast.

Also, the flaming hobo chorus is not to be missed.

More Abrams-related nonsense:

A Kraken Birthday Game

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To celebrate Albino Kraken’s fourth birthday, I figured we should get a glimpse into one of the typical games that can be expected at a kraken party.

While similar in most respects to the human piƱata tradition, this version does have the added complexity of the time limit in which to gather your tasty morsels before they’re claimed irrevocably by Davy Jones.