While it can be argued that the bowling ball is much easier to catch than certain breeds of cocker spaniels, and tastes better than most cats, one cannot overlook the unfortunate drawback in nutritional value.
And yes, they apparently do bleed. But only if you happen to hit a major artery.
And this you know from personal experiance?
My first thought was that it was not blood, but water, because there was a shower involved in this episode somewhere (note the towel.)
But there as already been a man with a towel, and he hasn’t yet been known to take showers. Perhaps this guy is just his half brother or something.
Most likely. And as you can see from the figure on the right, they both have much more important duties to attend to than making themselves wet.
(Also, here’s something to note for you exercise fanatics – apparently bowling balls are much more useful than carrots for making your ribcage all buff.)