Rats!

Rats!

After a bit of a hiatus, Barefoot Kraken returns—with the subject of rats. And so I give you a glimpse of that verminous animal in its natural state: preparing to maul your ankles off.

(Rachel’s Post)

(Please note: The above description unfortunately perpetuates a false stereotype for the purposes of humor. In actuality, rats are much more likely to go for your eyes first.)

Drunk Aardvark

Drunk Aardvark
You can all thank Josiah for this one. He seemed to think it quite imperative that we darken the reputation for sobriety that aardvarks everywhere seem to enjoy.

And why not, I suppose. They have problems too. Problems for which the only solution is the bold taste and clean finish of a Budweiser Select.