For Rosemary’s suggestion: “battle-scarred manatee”.
He just wants to dust your furniture. Maybe.
So, uh, this is concept art for a remake of a Japanese movie about a pale creepy child that stares creepily at people from things like, er, mirrors and dark doorways and breakfast cereal while brandishing sporting goods. And then all the people watch a video and die and stuff.
Here’s the final design for the shirts. For reference, you can check out the original sketch.
No idea what this has to do with anything. It was even drawn before I began the super-secret project which could, metaphorically speaking, contain any number of folk of the fairy breed, and the appropriate tales thereof.
This conceptual pairing of ailment and animal came up randomly during conversation, and could not be passed up.