Albino Kraken

If you look closely at the third figure to the right, it’s interesting to note that this may actually be a hermaphrodite by the name of Jamie rather than the Apostle Paul as was previously speculated. This revelation of course turns many traditions on their heads, including that of the Holy Grail, which, rather than being the goblet used by Christ at the last supper to smack Peter in the face, actually turns out to be a beer stein crafted by a guy named Hans during the Franco-Prussian war.

The Pope’s only comment was, “Oops.”

Just a bit of bad mythological Christmas humor.

Really, though, he isn’t quite as dangerous as he looks. Santa’s new toy is simply the Sparklemaster 3000 “Making glittering easy!”

Then again, those who’ve ever managed to get glitter on themselves would probably tell you that it’s easier simply to commit suicide and just let the glitter fall from your rotting corpse than to try and remove it any other way.

Giant slugs can be a nuisance sometimes. Especially when the darn things get themselves stuck in your hair…

Here we find Bob beating a hasty retreat from those minions of darkness known as mold spores.

For one reason or another, I’ve ended up creating various Stickman Bob illustrations for APU lately. So I thought, Hey, what better way to be lazy, yet keep Josiah from getting too annoyed with me, than to put a few of them up? Being the empathetic individual that I am, the truth of this thought was not lost to me.

So here’s Bob on vacation.

Not really sure where this one came from, inspiration-wise, but I sort of get the feeling it’s been domesticated.