Pug vs. Cake

Pug vs. Cake sketch

Yes, there is going to be a final version, but its reveal is actually going to be part of a somewhat larger announcement regarding one of those patented “Albino Kraken Secret Projects”. (Well, although it’s not quite as secret as usual…)

Anyway, Stay tuned!

Penguin and Hair

Penguin and Hair

“Aha!” You cry, “Wheretofore didst crass author abscond with yon theme of weaponry?”

To which I reply:

  1. Stop talking like that. It sounds silly.
  2. I never said they all had to have weapons.
  3. I don’t suppose you’ve ever tried weaving the strands of your hair into a delicately braided yet lethal garrote, eh?