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“Aha!” You cry, “Wheretofore didst crass author abscond with yon theme of weaponry?”
To which I reply:
- Stop talking like that. It sounds silly.
- I never said they all had to have weapons.
- I don’t suppose you’ve ever tried weaving the strands of your hair into a delicately braided yet lethal garrote, eh?
That’s only a tiny fraction of the process. First he had to get hair.