This one has even less of a point than most others do, if that’s possible. Just a quick sketch with the Wacom tablet.
A Bald Guy
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Illustration Friday: Smoke
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Since smoke generally arrives as the by-product of something else, the question in this case remains: What is the something?
The Dirt Farmer
This was just a reallly quick doodle that actually ended up looking somewhat decent (for a doodle). Why he’d be farming dirt, however, I have no idea.
Though if Tatooine can have moisture farmers, maybe he works on Kamino.
Hollow Giving
Pa: Here you go, Jimmy. I’ve got a present for you.
Jimmy: But, Pa, I feel a healthy indifference toward radishes!
Pa: I know, son. ::Pats Jimmy on the back::
Jimmy: But Pa! Are we mutants?
Pa: From the look of our hands, old chap, I’d have to say yes. Now shut up.
The Toyland Utensil Rebellion, Part 1
Excerpt from the diary of Hedgewold von Bufhousen
July 10, 1992
Dear Diary, or should I call you Elsa? I know we’ve been through a lot, and I’ve had my share of, shall we say, episodes, but even you can attest to the fact that I am categorically not insane.
Having said that, I now have the duty to report a most intriguing turn of events. I was sitting quietly in my reclining chair, my lovely hand-carved tobacco pipe firmly clutched in my handsome knuckles, when my eyes fell upon the mantle above my fireplace. More specifically, upon the small ballerina music box which Aunt Reginald had the foresight to bestow upon me last Easter.
I know this may sound strange to one such as yourself, but I’m quite positive the girl was holding one of my spatulas above her head! Though how she came upon it in the first place is a mystery to me, as is the apparent discrepancy in my spatula’s size from when I used it to get taffy off the cat last fortnight to now, as it sat, no more than an inch long, in the handless grip of a plastic doll. I must be getting old. In fact, I find myself not even liking fudge the way I used to.
P.S. Did you know a ballerina can also be called a danseuse? I find that rather humorous for some reason.
The Knight Knight
Well, I figured that even though I’m off being aloof in Texas at the Flashforward conference, I could at least put up something interesting, if not somewhat random. If I actually had access to a scanner, it might be something relating a bit more to my current situation, but since I don’t, you’ll just have to wait ’till later to see Stickman Bob riding the conference logo.
Behold! And still they cometh!
Okay, this is the last one. I promise. Then I’ll move onto something more interesting. Like earlobes or spleens.
Though now that I think about it, spleens (despite how fun it is to mention them in casual conversation) don’t look very interesting. Unless, of course, you find a generic lump of something-or-other interesting.
In which case I have some slightly used gum for sale…
Another Shady Character
See? Because there’s lots of… oh, um… yeah.
A Shady Character
See? There’s a lot of shade!!!
Fine, fine… I know. I guess I was just running a bit behind on my bad pun quota. Anyway, this is the first of a few faces I sketched based on some random pictures, just to make myself practice drawing people.