The Intrepid Bowling Ball Hunter

Bowling Ball Hunter

While it can be argued that the bowling ball is much easier to catch than certain breeds of cocker spaniels, and tastes better than most cats, one cannot overlook the unfortunate drawback in nutritional value.

And yes, they apparently do bleed. But only if you happen to hit a major artery.

The Highlight of the Conference

Hairball

Then Edna, having brought most of the audience’s wandering minds back to complete alertness with an exclamation of, “And now for something completely different,” reached behind the podium, and with a tug and grunt of exertion produced something quite different indeed.

At this point, almost all of the select few that had not been alerted by her previous announcement were forced into weary coherence, leaving only the man in the plaid overalls completely immune to the situation. Though as it turned out, he had been dead since half-past four.

Of People and Paper Parasols

Parasol Girl

This is the result of my attempt to quickly come up with and sketch a not-necessarily realistic person without putting too much thought into it. I guess I should do that more often.

It also showcases the inherent gut uneasiness I know everyone feels when confronted with one of those little paper parasol thingies. They’re just too cute not be up to something of devious nature.

Glee

Glee
Yes, I know, another bald guy… one that’s apparently a cross between Voldemort and Count Olaf.
Now, however, I promise a drastic reduction in random hairless chaps for a while. (And really, the only reason I did it was to play with some weird gnarled hands…)