Okay, so I found that the BBC website has a Doctor Who comic maker. You start with blank rectangles and add alien landscapes, infinite space-vistas, or high-class ornamental parlours as backdrops. Then you apply various cast members, paraphernalia, and of course the Doctor himself. The task is finally completed by the addition of speech balloons to create a meaningful, deep masterpiece, of which the show’s writers would be proud.

Take, for example, this romantic interlude between the good Doctor and Donna Noble.