For some reason I still find this topic quite humorous.

Anyway, here’s the first one.

I’m not exactly sure how this came to mind, except that all my recent work for Jezebel and the Bipolar Dragon has been quite lacking in violence and randomness. This seems to make up for both at once.

This stems from an actual conversation in which the tagline above was exclaimed thanks to the fact that someone had seen a rainbow there recently.

And they have cows.
Which would of course add to the magical aura of any city, be it bursting with refracted sunlight or not.