Albino Kraken

And so another episode of Barefoot Kraken wends its way blogward.

Thanks to Mom for the suggestion of cacophony, which, I might (and shall) add, has been the trickiest to date. We persevered, however.

To be honest, the insinuation I’m making in regard to meerkat instrumental capabilities is not entirely fair. In actuality, many scientists dismiss the idea that a meerkat, having found a set of bagpipes, would produce what may be described as an assault on the ears. Others, however, question whether it’s possible to transcend the inherent qualities of the instrument in the first place.

Rachel’s entry › (maybe coming soon)

Caleb’s entry › (maybe coming soon)

So, I get to be efficient here. Not only is mermaid our current topic for Barefoot Kraken, but it also fits in nicely with this week’s Illustration Friday topic, “Tales and Legends”.

Rachel’s entry ›

Caleb’s entry › (possibly coming at some point)

It’s time for another edition of Barefoot Kraken, now with 50% more artist!

After a bit of time off, we return with the topic of silverfish (from Jessica). Caleb will be joining us for this one, and if he turns out to be a consistent contributor, we may have to come up with a new name… Barefoot Kraken of Westerness comes to mind. Though if anyone has any other less complicated ideas, let us know.

Anyway, above you may see the Lepisma saccharina performing that most important of animal rites, growing to gigantic proportions and climbing a prominent landmark.

Rachel’s entry ›

Caleb’s entry ›

(click for large version)

The topic for this episode of Barefoot Kraken is snowman, suggested by Rosemary.

Rachel’s entry ›

The subject of this episode of Barefoot Kraken is dirt. (Brought to you by Nat, who enjoys coming up with evil topics whenever possible.)

I was tempted to just draw a pile of it, but that was a little too boring, even for revenge. And anyway, how could I pass up any opportunity to draw a creepy kid?

Rachel’s entry ›

After a bit of a hiatus, Barefoot Kraken returns—with the subject of rats. And so I give you a glimpse of that verminous animal in its natural state: preparing to maul your ankles off.

(Rachel’s Post)

(Please note: The above description unfortunately perpetuates a false stereotype for the purposes of humor. In actuality, rats are much more likely to go for your eyes first.)

This week’s Barefoot Kraken features that most helpful of organs, the nose. (Rachel’s, here ›)

Anyway, as I’m going to be off vacationizing for the next week and a half, don’t go all crazy and stab yourself in the armpit if the site goes without an update for a while. Consider yourself properly warned.

So here’s this week’s Barefoot Kraken, regarding that all-important team-spirit building device, the mascot.

Now I realize that for some of you, this whole mascot fad may be a bit confusing, so I’ve done some research and developed a guide for anyone wanting to get in on it, as the kids say.

Uncle Nathan’s Guide to Mascots and the Creation Thereof

Step one: Pick an animal. For the least confusion, this should be either a cougar, eagle, or tiger. That way if you move from one school to another, there will be an 82% chance that you won’t have to buy new merchandise.

Step two: Draw your animal snarling in rage with claws extended, because nothing says team spirit like “I’m going to rip out your jugular and strangle you with it.”

Step three: If your animal lacks the appropriate features to instill a decent amount of fear while growling, you may opt for giving it huge biceps instead. Because it obviously works out. Even though it’s just a bird.

Step four: Take your muscle-bound, fang-baring mascot and create a costume that might possibly be the same animal, but could pass for a cuddly polar bear if need be. Then tell someone to put it on and dance around the court like a psychotic easter bunny. Because that’ll show the other team you mean business.

Rachel’s entry ›