“Because we won the Revolutionary War!!! And then, before you knew it-”

“Tally-ho!” Suddenly the British-Ghost, Sir Jimminy Cricket, jumped out of the fire. “Let’s have some bangers and mash, shall we?”

All the kids screamed, threw their hands in the air, and ran for cover. John cowered back, “Wait…it can’t be…”

“Indeed! Bloody Bobby Socks!”

“What? Do you just yell out cheesy British sayings?”

“I’ll give you what for, you knave!”

“Knave? Who says knave? You’re not scary at all.”